The 100 Real Estate Memes You Need to Share Now

The 100 Real Estate Memes You Need to Share Now

Get your mind off COVID-19 for a while, relax, and check out our collection of 100 real estate memes you need to share with your real estate colleagues.

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50 AgentFire Original Memes
50 Most Popular Real Estate Memes

It seems like all we ever talk about nowadays is the coronavirus. And while it’s extremely important that you stay well informed about it, at some point it just gets too much.

So here at AgentFire, we poured all the positive creative juices we could squeeze out of ourselves into 50 original real estate memes, plus 50 more we found throughout the internet. 

Why not have a laugh, and share them with your friends and colleagues on social media?

50 AgentFire Original Memes

agent referrals

1. Work on your sphere of influence, people.

this is fine

2. It’s really not a suggestion.

congratulations condescening fsbo

3. You’ll find my contact information at the back.

any day now

4. I think it’s safe to say that your listing has… expired.

stark success

5. See what happens when you trust your realtor?


6. Let me just quickly eject that question into the abyss so it never comes up again.

are you serious

7. That’s EXACTLY what I’ve been saying for the past 30 minutes!

zestimate zucks

8. Please stop talking.


9. Is that a high-speed police chase I hear?

got the listing

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i was told there would be leads

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i want you

12. I don’t just ask ANYONE to join my brokerage…

rookie agent

13. Perfect! Now it matches my driver’s license.

staging is hard

14. Well, it’s going to take a special kind of buyer, but you’re a special client. I’ll make it work.

i am the chieftain

15. Hey, if it holds you accountable – own it!

It's all prep

16. It’s all about that prep, baby!

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chicken spongebob

17. Well why don’t you get your license then get back to me after 6 months?

it's all coming back

18. It made me, but I barely made it!

ample knowledge

19. Kyle, I don’t care if your mom’s best friend’s cousin’s nephew watches Million Dollar Listing like, everyday. Let me explain how this works.

haunted home

20. It definitely pulls off that “rich and dark history” vibe

thank you very much

21. It almost makes up for your trip to Cancun the week before closing.

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prospecting does work

22. Can I have a glass with that whine?

brand new agent

23. Give some love to your “portfolio clients” – the people who believed in you before you had 5 stars on Google Reviews.

discount broker

24. You sure about that, buddy?

mls photo

25. This is why I have trust issues.

before and after commission

26. Don’t be a “seasonal millionaire.” If you want to live fancy all year round, it’s time to treat yourself like a business. Read more about that here.

rival agent

27. Maaaybe I should say something…

never a slow day

28. This doesn’t have to be your life forever. Start delegating.

next Tom Ferry, here I go

29. Hate to break it to you, kid…

reality ensues

30. They don’t make real estate pants with pockets that big…

why cant i hold all these leads

31. Don’t settle for less. Get more out of your lead generation strategy.

me and the boys at team pegasus

32. Listen guys, we gotta do this for our new website. Stop messin’ around!

iphone agent

33. Dear clients: they’ll cost you more in the end.

better drink my own...success

34. “To me, adventure has always been to me the connections and bounds you create with people when you’re there. And you can have that anywhere.” – Bear Grylls

dew it

35. The night is dark and full of buyers…

quarantine sucks

36. Don’t be that guy…then again, we’re all that guy during the current quarantine.

forgot escalation clause again

37. I would classify that as a “near-death experience”

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ai? You mean if statements?

38. There’s been no greater opportunity than what we have today.

we live to serve

39. “I just want this to be a stress-free and enjoyable process for you.”

patient bear is patient

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real decision maker

41. Just to be safe – write that catnip up as a business expense and cover all your bases.

why, just why

42. The fact that this happens so often should have it be called a transgression, not a mistake.

task failed successfully

43. I’m not really sure that Aztec bust contributes to the modern, minimalist style of the apartment…

Zoom is the future

44. Can I have a referral with my coffee?

do it now

45. It’s like planting crops and never harvesting them…

disaster girl

46. Too soon?

you don't say

47. People gotta stop doing that.

pretty fly for a suited guy

48. Luxury real estate agents need that Gucci on their bags too.

testosterone poisoning

49. You’re not my friend. You’re my brother.

truth hurts

50. Need some scripts?

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So that’s it for our original memes! The next 50 is a curation that pays homage to the most real real estate memes on the internets. We’ve got a couple of MVPs in the line-up, but rest assured that all of the following memes have essay help been subjected to the rigorous “chuckle test” by our staff.

50 Most Popular Real Estate Memes

budget vs expectation

51. I’ll do what I can with the resources you’ve provided.

accepted offer

52. Hey, I’ve got some good news… (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

wonder woman

53. You have my card, right?

no electricity

54. It’s like the air your open house guests drink when you forget to provide refreshments. (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

saved 9000 in comission

55. Well, I sure hope you’re super proud of yourself. (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

most interesting man in the world

56. Do you want to know how I do it? Read this article. (source: Market Leader)

han solo

57. Looking for a home in a galaxy far, far away? No problem! We got a franchise there. (source: HomeSpotter)

mj eating popcorn

58. Found on page 76, 3 months later. (source: The Close)

i too like to live dangerously

59. For safety purposes, read them these scripts. (source: Market Leader)i heard you like real estate

60. Well, as a broker… (source:


61. I find it inspiring that you’re letting machine learning practice with your home. (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)


62. It’s rare, but there are some good people in this world. What a relevant meme. (source: The Broke Agent)

there's never rest

63. Let me go over these slides one last time… (source: Showcase IDX)

dwight schrute

64. This is how you get ahead. (source: IMPACT)

imaginary estate agent

65. When you’re back in the real world, call me. (source: Bizarro)

too much enthusiasm

66. We just talked about this in the car! (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

you stated you were ready to buy

67. If I charged by the hour, you’d still be renting. (source: ActiveRain)

here's sales

68. Sorry guys, customer behavior demands it. (source: Marketing Carpenter)

hide you clothes hide you photos

69. Hide the cat too. Buyers have biases. (source: HomeSpotter)

still there?

70. It gets so bad that I would actually suggest having a designated driver. (source: The Broke Agent)

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still going house hunting right?

71. Through hell and high water, I will get you a damn house. (source: Columbus Real Estate Coach)

work weekends

72. I was like you once. Lost. Confused. (This is a quote from a musical called “Assassins” by Stephen Sondheim and John Weidman. Bet you didn’t know that.) (source: The Close)

don't hire the first realtor you meet

73. Unless that REALTOR® is me. (source: Great Colorado Homes)

we don't blog

74. You should. Here’s why (and how). (source: Reputation Ink)

404 not found

75. Tell me again how you can do my job. (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

i sold that i sold that

76. Nothing beats a portfolio of an entire neighborhood. (source: Real Estate Memes)

running into an old friend

77. Now I know you blocked me on Facebook. (source: Smart Agents)

checking emails on vacation

78. Has anyone else showered with their phone in a ziplock bag? Anybody? (source: @leadersofrealestate)

don't call me overpaid

79. You get what you pay for, pal! (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

wait what

80. The staging crew is just going to love this. (source: DigiChefs)

waiting for the appraisal

81. I’m not nervous! You’re nervous! (source: The Ferguson Group)

Anything for a close

82. Listen buddy, I can be a lot of things but I’ll need you to manage your expectations here. (source: @leadersofrealestate)

this is the one

83. Right?! The moment I walked in that door, it was like electricity. (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

too much house for money

84. If it no longer makes sense, walk away. (source: Oasis Realty)

homes actually in their budget

85. It’s better to do this now than later! (source: REthority)

lets meet now

86. Is your house fine? (source: The Broke Agent)


87. It’s called “hyperlocal”, and it’s going to get you ahead of the game. Read how to do it here. (source: Casey Lewiston)

these don't work

88. Legend says they’ve only ever produced one batch. (source: Market Leader)

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you already have a realtor

89. So this was all just a charade? I thought we had something real. (source: Pinterest)

too damn high

90. As a real estate agent and business owner, you deserve a damn good website. (source: All in IT Solutions)

super agent

91. This career takes a special kind. (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

bad credit

92. It’s going to be an awkward ride home… (source: @leaderealestate)

antisocial clients

93. Let me show you why I have 5 stars on Google Reviews. (source: REthority)

let me do my showings

94. Please, for your own good.

resting pitch face

95. When you’re waiting for your turn at a listing presentation (source: @leadersofrealestate)

inbound AND outbound marketing?

96. Choosing just one isn’t enough. (source: Marketo)

you nailed the appointment

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do you want to write an offer?

98. C’mon let’s go and close! (source: Michaela Eaves)

when my buyer switches jobs

99. I can’t even blame anyone. (source: @real_estate_memer)

i got time for that

100. How does 3pm this afternoon sound? (source: Lighter Side of Real Estate)

Have any other real estate meme we missed? Share it with us in the comments!

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